there are no words…

I walked into the bathroom, looked next to the toilet, and saw it on the roll exactly where it should be….only part was missing.

The instant I saw it, I knew what had happened. You see, I have this daughter nicknamed “FireCracker”. I know her ways. I walked around the corner to find her. I held up the roll and asked, “Do you know what happened to this?”

She smiled and said, “Me bite it.”

There are no words for this girl.